Of Black Roses and Moonlight

Eats Souls for Dessert

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youllgoforwardsandillgoback:

xyluq:

miketooch:

ikeepasmileonmyfacesotheydontkno:

samisntcool:

fyeahcreepyshit:

Submitted by spirited-astray
Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol


…oh my god.

youllgoforwardsandillgoback:

xyluq:

miketooch:

ikeepasmileonmyfacesotheydontkno:

samisntcool:

fyeahcreepyshit:

Submitted by spirited-astray

Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.

Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.

The question you have to ask yourself is this:

What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?

… Just be careful out there.

This is one of the coolest things I have ever read on tumblr.

Well shit. This has got to b inebof the most interesting and mind blowing things I’ve read. Like wow. Ik I’ve posted this before but everytime I read it im just still shocked that people haven’t come to this conclusion before. It’s rather creepy lol

…oh my god.

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bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!

(Source: jillypooh, via jimmygotgrove)

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fiveguysnandosandcarrots:

ratherdielaughing:


Wow this was great.
FUCKING. THIS.

You tell that bitch like it is.




SOMEONE GET MILLY A FEW RAWST BERRIES BECAUSE THAT WAS A MAJOR BURN.

Reblogging every time it’s on my dash
dieee bitch!!
I love nice people. :)
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Oooh, someone get Milly some ice for that burn.
HAHAHAHA
whatta bitch, she needs a serious reality check.
YES. Just. YES. You got what you deserved BITCH! 

fiveguysnandosandcarrots:

ratherdielaughing:

Wow this was great.

FUCKING. THIS.

You tell that bitch like it is.

image

SOMEONE GET MILLY A FEW RAWST BERRIES BECAUSE THAT WAS A MAJOR BURN.

image

Reblogging every time it’s on my dash

dieee bitch!!

I love nice people. :)

(via imgTumble)

Oooh, someone get Milly some ice for that burn.

HAHAHAHA

whatta bitch, she needs a serious reality check.

YES. Just. YES. You got what you deserved BITCH!
 

(Source: harrypotterfacebookconvos, via distinctmemory)